The moment when the table turns.

(via waveringbriar)


humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
said “now we have to use the tax payers money to put you together again”

(via greetings)


Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via sniffing)

Look its my resume

Look its my resume

(via infamousgod)


It’s not over, don’t forget


It’s not over, don’t forget

(via nothingbecameeverybodysfool)

I’m joining the Atheist Coalition of San Diego

They meet once a month, and I’m going to start going with my boyfriend.  I missed the last meeting 2 days ago, so I’m going to go next month; they meet 3 blocks from my house in a rec center so I can walk there, hell to the yeah

There’s another atheist meet up group whose website states, “Building a fun-loving, supportive community is the main purpose of this group, not discussion of atheist philosophy.”  I’ve decided not to go to that one since I want some real fucking discussion in my life.  Super excited!