takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

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asker

kanuvina asked: Can we just talk about how shitty flat tax rates are? They are NOT fair or equal. 10% of 25k is 2.5k; 10% of 250k is 25k. I can live quite comfortably on 225k, not 22.5k. You're literally taking food out of working class mouths with flat tax.

I know right?!  Thank you, I’m so glad i’m not the only one who thinks that. It is extremely difficult to live comfortably on 22.5k a year versus 225k; everything you said is exactly how I feel about flat tax rates.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh


Why would you put weed in brownies?  Everyone knows you put the weed in the butter and then add the butter to the brownie mix because nobody likes tasting little bits of pot in their chocolates snack.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

Why would you put weed in brownies? Everyone knows you put the weed in the butter and then add the butter to the brownie mix because nobody likes tasting little bits of pot in their chocolates snack.

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excessunrated:

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

People write villains that way for a reason! Ahaha

(via flirtytwink)

aconservativereality:

irrationalliberal:

aconservativereality:

This is coming from a Liberal blog..? 

Just because in liberal doesn’t mean I want to tax our way to prosperity. Just because I believe in higher taxes after an unfunded war and a deficit that literally can never be paid off doesn’t mean I think everybody should pay 90% in taxes. I believe that someone who makes hundreds of millions of dollars can spare 50% of their income and still indulge in caviar, instead of paying 13% while someone like me, a middle class gal with not so much as a parking violation on my record pays 26% and eats ramen for lunch every day to survive.


Ok, you proved my point, liberals believe in passing the bill, through raising taxes… 
Sure, taxes for the lower classes are high. 
Mine and libertarian/not mainstream GOP answer: Flat rates across the board, and cut spending to minimal.
GOP: Cut taxes.
Liberals: PROSECUTE THE RICH! RAISE SPENDING AND PROSECUTE THE RICH! WE DON’T MAKE ENOUGH!

aconservativereality:

irrationalliberal:

aconservativereality:

This is coming from a Liberal blog..? 

Just because in liberal doesn’t mean I want to tax our way to prosperity. Just because I believe in higher taxes after an unfunded war and a deficit that literally can never be paid off doesn’t mean I think everybody should pay 90% in taxes. I believe that someone who makes hundreds of millions of dollars can spare 50% of their income and still indulge in caviar, instead of paying 13% while someone like me, a middle class gal with not so much as a parking violation on my record pays 26% and eats ramen for lunch every day to survive.

Ok, you proved my point, liberals believe in passing the bill, through raising taxes… 

Sure, taxes for the lower classes are high. 

Mine and libertarian/not mainstream GOP answer: Flat rates across the board, and cut spending to minimal.

GOP: Cut taxes.

Liberals: PROSECUTE THE RICH! RAISE SPENDING AND PROSECUTE THE RICH! WE DON’T MAKE ENOUGH!

(via jnanoh)

4gifs:

British Petroleum handling its oil spills

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British Petroleum handling its oil spills

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