May 2013
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Donate to the American Red Cross →
In lieu of the Oklahoma Tornado
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Oklahoma Tornado: Blame Obama
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
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You know what? I really like Glenn Beck. Kind of for the same reason that I find Sarah Palin really funny. I mean Beck no longer has a tv show, he’s not running for any office, and when I hear him say things like, “The freedom of all mankind, make no mistake, is at stake,” I giggle and go “Wow, that was actually quite witty, good on you Glenn Beck.” Kind of like...
badblud:
leftonlisa:
theadventuresofcargline:
elphabulous:
How to college:
drink coffee
cry
#lots of netflix
#avoid responsibilities at all costs
#Leave everything off til the last moment and suffocate yourself under the increasing pressure
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Michele Bachmann's Scandal Could be Turning...
While she continues to call for President Obama to be impeached, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is being investigated by the FBI for campaign finance violations.
According to the MinnPost, the FBI has joined the growing list of agencies that are investigating campaign violations associated with Bachmann’s 2012 presidential campaign, “Andy Parrish, former Bachmann chief of staff and one of the...
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Dear American Red Cross,
You sent me an e-mail asking me to donate blood, and I would love to but you see, I’m on Methotrexate from now until some time in the foreseeable future so I can’t give blood. And I’ve already told you this. Several times. Over the past two years. So unless you want my blood to inadvertently induce labor pains in a pregnant lady, stop...
This is why farmers markets carrots are the only carrots I should eat, and I know this yet I still buy my carrots from the grocery store.
It’s cause even after washed and peeled, I can still taste the chemicals in my carrot. Fuck.
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lesbiansandthelivingdead:
sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
Unlike some people we know (Republicans, the media at large)
Good morning all. I’m super sleep deprived and my boss isn’t here today, which means not much work will get done at my job. However it does mean much posting will be had on this blog throughout the day.
“I’ve heard people define freedom as many things, but never as broiled...”
– Anderson Cooper speaking to Park Geun-hye on 60 minutes, 5/19/13
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Are you watching 60 Minutes right now? Cause I am. And I think I need to watch this show a lot more often.
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If a tree falls in Washington, does anybody hear it or is it Obama’s fault?
Anonymous asked: At least they aren't jew slaves in the second picture.
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Ugh, I said I woudln’t comment on any of this “scandalgate” shit. From the fake e-mail about Benhazi to the IRS having an internal problem in the wording of their documents to even stupid fucking umbrellas. We all know that Republicans are just upset that Obama doesn’t have any big scandals like Katrina, the handling of 9/11, watergate, Iran-Contra etc etc.
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nayx:
THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
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“Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit...”
– Miles Kington
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