Neil deGrasse fucking Tyson
(Source: astrodidact, via poundsandprejudice)
Neil deGrasse fucking Tyson
(Source: astrodidact, via poundsandprejudice)
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”
hey
instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt
maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
(via sailors-siren-simi)
(Source: facebook.com)
Did you hear about those hurricanes in Texas? Yeah, 10 in one day and one was an EF4 which means winds that were between 166-200mph! My response to this?
Huh, well… I guess Republican Governor Rick Perry is gonna want some government help (money, food aid, shelter aid) even though he didn’t think we should provide assistance for Hurricane Sandy victims because that’s too much government overreach.
You know these things keep happening! Republican Governors don’t think we should give assistance to people for Hurricane Sandy or for Katrina or for the wildfires in Colorado last year. And then when they have a natural disaster in their state they claim it’s somehow “different” so wanting government assistance is justified. I’m just like yeah, it’s only “different” because it happened in your state so it’s your problem! If it’s not your problem, then you think we shouldn’t give government assistance but once it’s your problem, you need help.
Drives me mad sometimes.
(Source: worstsimpsonspageever, via alex-ishtar)
True story.
(via so-relatable)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
Still too soon.
George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.
This belongs on my blog
run faster barbara they’re gaining on u
You just gotta lean forward a little bit and you’ll be able to catch her
(Source: lilbillclinton, via pizza)
Fox News turns to Dick Cheney, who may have overlooked some things in his own past…
Nah, Dick. We’re not doing this.
(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)