Turn Out For What by Lil Jon

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Two Ebola Conspiracy Theories

1) Ebola-stricken ISIS members are conspiring with Mexican drug cartels and being smuggled by human traffickers in to the United States as we speak!

2) Ebola is not actually as bad as the lame-stream media claims, they just want to scare us to increase Obamacare enrollment

dundundun *ominous music* What’s your opinion on these theories?

asker

remember-empires-always-fall asked: Does it cost money to have abortions in America? In Australia it's free.

micdotcom:

Yes, abortions can cost from $300 to $3,000 in America. Here’s why many U.S. women struggle to afford it.

jessehimself:

Ebola
illustration by André Carrilho

fer realz tho #truth

jessehimself:

Ebola

illustration by André Carrilho

fer realz tho #truth

(via derpunicornmermaid)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand

(via gnarly)

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Because it allows your children to choose gay marriage and if they choose gay marriage they’ll never have children so you’ll never be a grandparent which is threatening the way you want to live your life. Duh *detectable sarcasm throughout*

Because it allows your children to choose gay marriage and if they choose gay marriage they’ll never have children so you’ll never be a grandparent which is threatening the way you want to live your life. Duh *detectable sarcasm throughout*

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

Just got a phone call about my student loan debt. They wanna know when I’m going to pay it.

dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

(via jonasbruhs)

Spontaneous ebola

I’m fairly certain there was a woman on my bus today who thinks ebola is rampant and anyone can get it from the air because she had a cloth covering her mouth/nose and was staring around slightly wildly when people sneezed.