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Meme GOP

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:02:40 -0700

Meme GOP

Donate to the American Red Cross

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:47 -0700

Donate to the American Red Cross:

In lieu of the Oklahoma Tornado

Oklahoma Tornado: Blame Obama

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:17:49 -0700

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:12:29 -0700

kmartsupercenter: rhincodon-typus: satyabear: Stop being...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:47:26 -0700

kmartsupercenter:

rhincodon-typus:

satyabear:

Stop being adorable I shouldn’t ship political leaders

I just

How can you not like them

goddamn it

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:45:30 -0700

daftpostpunk:

post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 13:24:20 -0700

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:32 -0700

You know what? I really like Glenn Beck. Kind of for the same reason that I find Sarah Palin...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:23:07 -0700

You know what? I really like Glenn Beck. Kind of for the same reason that I find Sarah Palin really funny. I mean Beck no longer has a tv show, he’s not running for any office, and when I hear him say things like, “The freedom of all mankind, make no mistake, is at stake,” I giggle and go “Wow, that was actually quite witty, good on you Glenn Beck.” Kind of like how I laughed at Sarah Palin’s joke when she pulled out the big gulp at CPAC. I thought it was genuinely funny now that she poses no threat to political office. So I guess what I’m saying is I like Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin now that they’re not a threat and I find good comedic value in just about everything they do or say.

badblud: leftonlisa: theadventuresofcargline: elphabulous: How to college: drink...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:04:07 -0700

badblud:

leftonlisa:

theadventuresofcargline:

elphabulous:

How to college:

drink coffee

cry

#lots of netflix

#avoid responsibilities at all costs

#Leave everything off til the last moment and suffocate yourself under the increasing pressure

Michele Bachmann's Scandal Could be Turning Criminal as the FBI is Now Investigating

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:54:00 -0700

While she continues to call for President Obama to be impeached, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is being investigated by the FBI for campaign finance violations.

According to the MinnPost, the FBI has joined the growing list of agencies that are investigating campaign violations associated with Bachmann’s 2012 presidential campaign, “Andy Parrish, former Bachmann chief of staff and one of the directors of Bachmann’s Iowa GOP presidential campaign, will be interviewed by the FBI, according to his attorney, John Gilmore. ‘I can confirm that Andy Parrish has been contacted by the FBI for a scheduled interview next week,” Gilmore said. ‘He will cooperate fully.’”

So far, the Office of Congressional Ethics, the FEC, and the Iowa state senate ethics committee, and a special prosecutor are investigating a series of potential violations that include possible improper payments to an Iowa state senator, using campaign resources to promote her book, the theft of an email list of Iowa homeschoolers, and money laundering.

The entry of the FBI signals that the investigation has expanded into a potential criminal probe of Bachmann’s 2012 presidential campaign. It is important to note that being investigated for a crime is not the same thing as being charged or convicted of a crime, but with Bachmann herself being the focus of other investigations the FBI will likely be taking a look at her role in the campaign’s decision making process.

A new PPP poll released today found Jim Graves leading Bachmann 47%-45% in a potential rematch of their close 2012 matchup. Bachmann barely beat Graves by less than 5,000 votes last year, and that was before she became the focus of up to six probes and investigations.

Bachmann is trying to change the conversation by claiming that the IRS will be personally handling conservatives’ medical records. (Not true.) However, at some point all of these investigations are going to start piling up.

The media has jumped on the Republican conspiracy theory fueled Obama scandal bandwagon, but they are ignoring the very real Bachmann scandal.

The question is no longer about whether or not Bachman can win reelection. Her bigger problem is the FBI investigation.

Read the article here.

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:36:44 -0700

Dear American Red Cross, You sent me an e-mail asking me to donate blood, and I would love to but...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:25:31 -0700

Dear American Red Cross,

You sent me an e-mail asking me to donate blood, and I would love to but you see, I’m on Methotrexate from now until some time in the foreseeable future so I can’t give blood. And I’ve already told you this. Several times. Over the past two years. So unless you want my blood to inadvertently induce labor pains in a pregnant lady, stop calling/emailing me to give blood.

bitchitrice: derych: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: RELEV...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:11:40 -0700

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:09:05 -0700

The Platzer Post

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 10:16:13 -0700

The Platzer Post

This is why farmers markets carrots are the only carrots I should eat, and I know this yet I still...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 10:02:54 -0700

This is why farmers markets carrots are the only carrots I should eat, and I know this yet I still buy my carrots from the grocery store.

It’s cause even after washed and peeled, I can still taste the chemicals in my carrot. Fuck.

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zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 09:48:18 -0700

inothernews: IT BEGINS.

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 09:28:46 -0700

inothernews:

IT BEGINS.

lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be...

zaydee-kaine — Mon, 20 May 2013 09:19:58 -0700

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.